a Comedy by Katherine DiSavino
February 02 - 10, 2024 at FirstOntario Arts Centre, 1010 Main Street E, Milton

Contact Information

Milton Players

Location, Dates & Times

Waldie's Blacksmith Shop, 16 James St., Milton
Sun, Sep 24, 2023 | 02:00pm - 05:00pm
Mon, Sep 25, 2023 | 07:00pm - 10:00pm
Wed, Sep 27, 2023 | 07:00pm - 10:00pm


Jennifer Brown and Kris Brown
Music Director

SYLVIA CHARLES – early 80s, living like she’s in her early 20s, the mastermind behind Saucy Slips, proud tenant of a rent controlled apartment

VERA WALTERS – Sylvia’s aged accomplice, equipped with two hearing aids and a collapsible walker

BRIDGET CHARLES – Sylvia’s unsuspecting, 20-something, soon-to-be-law-student granddaughter

TOM O’GRADY – newest cop on the force, happily assigned the beat where Sylvia’s apartment is

GIL SCHMIDT – the landlord, overly eager to rid himself of his aged tenants, 60s

HEATHER VAN PREE – employee of Saucy Lips, looking for better opportunities, a modeling career, or just her boxes

CLAIR – the big client, mid 60s

VOICE – man at the front desk, slightly bored, always sarcastic – can double as one of the UPS men

UPS MAN – cute, a little lonely

OTHER UPS MAN – strong and silent type – can double as Heather, Clair or Mr. Schmidt as long as the audience doesn’t recognize them as such

Ages of the characters will be determined based on availability of actors


Monologue not required, cold read from the script. There is no need to book an audition time as the directors will be pairing actors in various roles to play off of each other (group readings)

*callbacks will only happen if necessary

Select preview readings available upon request, please send an email to

Please show up at the beginning of auditions Sunday OR Monday and be prepared to stay till the end

Rehearsals: Tuesday 7:30pm - 10:30pm; Thursday 7:30pm - 10:30pm; Sunday 6:00pm - 9:00pm

Show dates: February 2,3,4,8,9,10, 2024 at The First Ontario Arts Centre Milton

ALL show dates, production week and mid run pick up rehearsal are mandatory
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Bridget and her Grandmother are about to become roommates. However, what Bridget saw as a unique opportunity to stay with her favorite Nana in New York for the summer quickly turns into an experience she will never forget. It seems her sweet Grandma is running an illegal boutique from her apartment, selling hand-made naughty knickers to every senior citizen in the five borough area! Will Bridget be able to handle all the excitement? Will her Nana get arrested - or worse! - evicted?

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ACT-CO Callboard PDOVers. 4.0 Sep 07, 2023